| Doctor: | Are you sexually active? |
| Me: | Ha |
| Me: | Hahahaha |
| Me: | HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA |
| Me: | HAHA THAT'S A GOOD ONE. |
| Me: | OH MY GOD WHAT IS AIR |
| Me: | JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL OH MY GOD |
| Me: | FORGET THAT, JESUS TAKE THE WHOLE GOD DAMN CAR |
| Me: | Hahaha |
| Me: | Haaa.... |
| Me: | Whooooooo, that was a good one. |
| Me: | No, no I am not. |
This strawberry looked entirely too much like a tongue to resist taking a picture… 🍓 (Taken with Instagram at The Stone Temple)
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You guys know how I love a good comparison shot and when my friend asked me to send her one I had to add it to my tumblr collection as well!
Left: July 04, 2011 - not sure of weight but near my heighest (which was 307)
Right: Today! April 18, 2012 - 206.6 OFFICIALLY 100 POUNDS LOST
FUCKING AMAZING
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Ocean Avenue | Yellowcard
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| 11 year olds today: | omg i luhv smokin pot omfg i get drunk off lyke my moms wine coolers lol sometimes i take an extra vitamin in the morning so i can get that high lol! on tumblr i reblog sex because unfff me and my boyfriend fuck almost twice a day. im a bad bitch lol one time my mom yelled at me because she said i cant be bringin boys up to my room so i said FUCK YOU lol i do what i want yolo!! |
| me when I was 11: | omg did i forget to feed my neopet this morning |